Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
where are my eyebrows?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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