are you so shy because you have an std?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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