absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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