a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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