is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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