I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
