Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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