in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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