Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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