I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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