i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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