Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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