How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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