Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
