guys are not supposed to queef...right?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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