Its about making memories worth repressing
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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