Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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