erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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