Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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