was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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