are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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