She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
