Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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