it hurts more in the daytime
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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