i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
only you would photoshop your dick
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
