Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
