dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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