If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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