i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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