Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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