So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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