Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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