Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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