Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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