well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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