Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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