she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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