I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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