i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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