cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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