Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
