I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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