Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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