he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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