Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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