Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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