He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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