I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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