what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
