she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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